Martian's Law

The Dark Side's Most awesome pokemon training poet

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heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

This is golden. Just beautiful.

(via switchylittlegirl)